Great English Translation

I'm not much of a photographer.  When I do remember to bring my camera, I often forget to get it out and take pictures.  When I do take them, they don't always turn out so well.  And so it is that I spent two days at the beach this past weekend on our staff retreat and I came home with exactly one picture.  And I took it in a bathroom stall.  This is it, enjoy it, lovers of great translations everywhere!